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Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut