TrojanTim

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

More practice Complete the aiming training

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug