Trismes

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Mystery Solver Solve 40% of Riddler challenges

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway