Trilon

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold