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Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Expert Reach Level 25

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Frenemies Complete the "Old Friends" mission

Can See My House From Here Complete the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City".

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Up High, Down Low Give Claptrap a high-five.

Prepared for the Future Decide the Fate of the Commonwealth

Always Improving Reach level 25.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Mankind-Redefined Complete "Mankind-Redefined"

Full Arsenal Max out all Gadgets

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla