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Strip Mine, Not Yours Blow up Strip Mine in Eco Wells

Kersplash! Destroy Equipment at Dig

CONFESSION Connor made the android confess

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Speeding Slowly Win Class 3 Race at Stadium

BLOODHOUND Connor got the location of Jericho by himself

SCORCHED EARTH Markus or Connor detonated the freighter

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

No Man is a Canyon Use Items in No Man's Canyon

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

From Oblivion Completed Episode 1.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.