Tomcatacus

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.