Toinky

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off