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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Completed Chapter 5 - 3 Complete Chapter 5 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Completed Chapter 6 - 1 Complete Chapter 6 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Completed Chapter 6 - 2 Complete Chapter 6 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Vive la resistance! Locate the resistance

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Scout II Unlock stealth perk 7

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Power to the laser Find the Laserkraftwerk

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Scout of the Morannon Successfully complete a Survivalist Challenge.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times