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Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Hold My Hand Successfully complete an online Co-op Operation

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

Bookworm Read all story files.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Regalia Pilot Flew the Regalia Type-F.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Fire Everything! Destroy a Titan with your Salvo Core in the Campaign

Stop the Clock Time is running out

I'm Not Locked in Here With You Defeated the Reapers in Ash's Simulation Dome

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Troll'r Successfully invade another hacker

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Everyday Life Complete 10 World Events

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Great Rune Restored the power of a Great Rune

Dust to Dust Defeated Ash

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Feeding Frenzy Use the "Call the cops" hack on the donut-disguised man in Haight-Ashbury

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Got The Shutterbug Take 25 ScoutX location pictures

Face My Might! Equip 8 abilities

Gangs of Lost Heaven Completed "Ordinary Routine"

Tranquility Complete a Standing Stone puzzle

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Self-Help Find one training manual

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell