Timetaker

Terror of the road Reach the podium in a total of 100 Quick Races (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

Complete Package Acquire all Contraptions and Contraption upgrades

The Battlefield Beckons Fight 30 battles online.

Promotion Become a new janitor.

Overhead view -- just like old times... Used overhead view on Shadow Moses Island.

Psycho Cellblock survivor Finish 'Psycho Cellblock'

Really Epic! Complete 10 Epic Quests.

Defender of Humanity Take part in a successful defense of a capital city by completing at least one mission.

Turtle Soup, Yum! Defeat a turtle submerged in water.

Super Clash Bros BaraBariBall - Clash 5 times in a row

The Opera House Complete Chapter 9 on any difficulty setting (Story Mode).

Look At All the Free Stuff I Got! Find all the lagniappes

The Way to Thors Completed the prologue.

Rock of Gibraltar Complete The Rock and Operation Gladius

I Know Kung Fu! Congratulations on your first win! Keep practicing your Kung Fu in those Ranked Matches and I know you'll only get better and better!

40% Debugged Complete up to and including Olympus Coliseum.

Shock Therapy Complete Chapter 10 on any difficulty setting (Story Mode).

Cartographer Fully explored every map.

Unlikely Alliances Recruit your first follower as Eltariel.

The Jaw! Earned ALL Skull Teeth.

Mutually Assured Destruction Make a sandworm kill another sandworm

Conqueror Defeat the Ancient Dragon within 3 minutes on Hard.

First Flower (20 Titles) Acquired 20 different titles for Sophie.
Still a ways to go. Note: Excludes bonus costume titles.

I'll bet you have Defeat 20 enemies distracted by Fast-Talk

Boss Obtain an A-Rank or higher on all bosses in Inkwell Isle II

Don't Even Bat an Eye Hit an Eyebat!

Obstacle Building Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course

Sometimes I amaze even myself Defeat an enemy ship after doing a loop maneuver

Not-So-Secret Admirer When someone sets their sights on you, don't you just wanna try even harder? Add someone to your Favorites and see what happens!

80% Debugged Complete up to and including Hollow Bastion II.

Honest work Complete 40 contracts

Supercooled Use Rapid Cooling 50 times

One of Us Complete "One of Us"

All Of Them? Are You Shur-i? Complete the 'Welcome to the Jungle' level with all Minikits unlocked

Play Catch Throw a box with Pontius' magnetic shield and catch it or have another player catch it

Dawa ya moto ni moto Break the ceasefire and reignite the conflict

Face Palm Napalm Get trapped and killed by the scroll.

Road Rage Complete Chapter 11 on any difficulty setting (Story Mode).

Undefeated Complete the story without having to Retry or Continue.

Sum total Find ALL collectibles.

Hexahedronaut Collect all 32 Golden Cubes and 32 Anti-Cubes.

Blazing Hero Conquer the game on Infernal difficulty.

Fly The Co-op You completed "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II" in time.

Moneybags Possess 10,000 Caps

Me Tarleton, You Jayne Set both Free Play characters as M.O.D.O.K. and M.O.D.A.M. in the 'Welcome to the Jungle' level

Snappy Dresser Wear 3 hats in a single game. That's called a Hat Trick!

Something Wicked This Way Comes Get 7 Kills While Jumping From The Rickety Boat [FREE AIM]

Connected Tones Get a Full Chain.

100% Debugged Complete all chapters.

True Strength Get an S rank on an encounter