Timetaker

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game