TidusBlitz

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Depths Below Kill Hades

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Pops of the Tops Detonate 3 explosive chests on the pillars in Alpine Ridge