The_Last_Proxy

The Winding Way of the Sword Learn and upgrade all basic or special skills.

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

Genma-ologist Collect all the Genma notes.

Dressed to Kill Enhance all equipment to the maximum level.

Medical Marvel Enhance all Hozuki Pouches to the maximum level.

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

Charmed Life Enhance all charms to the maximum level.

Well-Rounded Learn and upgrade all basic and special skills.

Be nice. Be NICE.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Peerless Earn all trophies.

True Onimusha Complete the game on difficulty level "Carnage".

Glutton for Punishment Beat all Boss Rematch opponents on all difficulty levels.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.