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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

More practice Complete the aiming training

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.