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Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Dominator Complete the game on "Inferno."

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Jill Valentine Complete the game with an S rank on "Inferno."

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Silencer Destroy a Horn Bearer's horn with a throwing knife

Taro's Regret Found Taro's Lantern Relic.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

The Doctor Rescue and extract Dr. Jessica Kandel.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Spirit Guide Defeated Corrupted Taro.

So Long, RC Obtain all trophies.

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

You Snooze, You Lose Pickpocket a guard affected by a blowdart

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Sleep Tight Put 10 guards to sleep with blowdarts

Hoarder Save up 2007 dirhams

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Ambush Have 10 guards trigger traps

Harness Your Power Learned the Bomb Ability.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Attention Seeker Distract 10 guards with noisemakers

Triple Threat Kill 3 enemies with 1 Shotgun blast

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

The Captain Rescue Captain Roy Benitez.

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them