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Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Taro's Love Found Taro's Food Offering Relic.

Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Dominator Complete the game on "Inferno."

Silencer Destroy a Horn Bearer's horn with a throwing knife

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

You Snooze, You Lose Pickpocket a guard affected by a blowdart

Jill Valentine Complete the game with an S rank on "Inferno."

Sleep Tight Put 10 guards to sleep with blowdarts

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Taro's Regret Found Taro's Lantern Relic.

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Hoarder Save up 2007 dirhams

The Captain Rescue Captain Roy Benitez.

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Spirit Guide Defeated Corrupted Taro.

So Long, RC Obtain all trophies.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Ambush Have 10 guards trigger traps