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Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Stalwart Complete Fort 17 without vital worm taking damage

Soak-Crates Collect the vital crate on Fort 18 before sudden death kicks in

Call off the Strike Complete Fort 14 without using the Airstrike

Head Hunter Complete Fort mission 20

Mega Kill Combo Get a 50x Damage Streak in single player

Gone Bananas Complete Fort 16 by using the Banana Bomb

Conquest 35% Main Story Total Completion Rate has reached 35%.

Modernist Complete Retro 1-5

Wax On! Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter by submission.

Bridge Burner Collect the vital crate on Fort 13 without using the Bridge Kit

The Warrior King Beat the game as a warrior.

Bullet Dodger Awarded by completing Time Attack 7 by setting the fastest time and without taking Sentry Gun fire damage

Reviver Collectively tally 10 revivals in a single game of Classic Co-op

So Last Year Complete Retro 6-10

Dream Team Complete Fort 19 without losing a worm

An Apple a Day... Complete Retro 8 without picking up a Health Crate

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Swift Exit Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the A-to-B (exit point) Time Attacks

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage

Level 50 Reach level 50 with one character.

Bydo Headhunter Kill one enemy of every kind in R-Type and R-Type II

Conquest 40% Main Story Total Completion Rate has reached 40%.

We Don't Need Roads Complete Retro 13 without using the Bridge Kit

Four Infernal Kings Clear the Bloody Palace with all characters.
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Twinkle Toes Awarded by completing Time Attack 13 by setting the fastest time and without taking Mine damage

Leave No Worm Behind Complete Retro 12 with all 3 player worms alive

Stuck in the 90s Complete Retro 11-15

Me Sane Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 9 in under 50 Seconds

Worminator Complete Retro 9 and kill all the enemy worms

Child's Play Complete Retro 14 without the Toy Master taking damage

Pansy Worm Mission 3 - Defeat the Panzer Wyrm (Coldstrike DLC required)

Tough Stuff Complete all missions on Hardcore Difficulty

Brown Belt Win 50 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Extraction Mission 1 - Rescue all the civilians (Coldstrike DLC required)

Intelligence Mission 2 - Acquire all intel on Coldstrikes's plans (Coldstrike DLC required)

Hall of Famer Enter the Hall of Fame with a fighter during Career Mode.

World Tour Take a tour of each Red Star Country and trash the place! Complete the first 9 missions.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Stockpile Amass 5,000,000 points

Red Belt Reach level 50 or higher in Online Mode.

Conquest 45% Main Story Total Completion Rate has reached 45%.

Down-to-Earth Awarded by completing Time Attack 17 by setting the fastest time and without taking Fall damage 

Retrograde! Complete Retro 16-20

It's only 3,520,485,254 XP Reach Level 99
94/99

Highway to Hell Complete the game on Hell and Hell mode as Nero, Dante, or V.
0/21

Tyrant Kill 10,000 monsters with one character.