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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Badges Collect all badges.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume