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Turrets Syndrome Destroy Turrets in Sewers

Stripped Down Rescue Vin at Strip Mine

Lost and Found Find Pumping Station Patrol

Head Over Heels Collect 50 Metal Head Skull Gems

Over Easy Destroy Eggs at Drill Platform

Just the Artifacts Ma'am Find 3 Artifacts in Mountain Temple

Cha-ching Collect Money for Krew

More Power to You Turn on 5 Power Switches

Skip the Stairs Ride Elevator up to Palace

Don't Let Him Get Away Defeat Baron at Palace

The Collector Collect 25 Precursor Orbs

Head Cheese Collect 250 Metal Head Skull Gems

Scout's Honor Catch Scouts in Haven Forest

Stunt Man Complete any one stunt from the stunt list.

Strip Mine, Not Yours Blow up Strip Mine in Eco Wells

Kersplash! Destroy Equipment at Dig

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Speeding Slowly Win Class 3 Race at Stadium

No Man is a Canyon Use Items in No Man's Canyon

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

God Killer Kill Ares

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.