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Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

A Friend in Need Find and free Dandelion.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Doing Gutgash a Big Favor Build two projects in Gutgash's Stronghold

A sad tune You made someone feel better.

Windpipe You made the inventor dance.

Revoking Client Privileges Complete the final mission in the Human Traffic Investigation

Peephole Complete every Privacy Invasion

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Saturday Night Special Complete the final mission in the Weapons Trade Investigation

Basest Base Complete every Gang Hideout

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Stealth Cookie Complete an Online Tailing without being detected

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

The Skilled Driver Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run

Falling star Make a wish.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.