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Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Strike Gold Achieve 1 Gold Stat Award.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).