TheRagingStorm

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

You Work for Me Now Recruit and assign a Legendary NPC for your ship.

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Never-Ending Rain Escape the police station.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Evil Unearthed Complete Episode 3.

English Pedigree Headshot an enemy with an arrow from a distance beyond 25m

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Keep Their Heads Ringin' Paralyze a licker's sense of hearing.

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

Can't Catch Me Complete the "Mia" videotape without being spotted by Marguerite.

A Great Need for a Shower Escape from the sewers.

Fluent Reach max proficiency in any language

Hack Complete Complete Ada's segment.