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A Hunt Begins Complete the third mission

A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records

Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet

Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Complete Chaos Sonic The Hedgehog: Obtain a Chaos Emerald

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Burial at Sea Completed Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

YOLO Among Thieves Beat the Last Chapter Without Dying on Normal Difficulty or Harder

Above & Beyond (Hardcore) Reach level 70 in Hardcore mode.

Hedge-hopper On the level FRONTLINE kill all of the enemy Red Army and Fascist Soldiers.

The End Now go outside

Air Supremacy Killed 100 enemies with Wolf.

Airspace Control Kill 10 enemies while they use zip lines or are rappelling. (campaign only)

Homo Homini Lupus Est Save 15 survivors from Rais's men

Easy as Pie Columns: Get 20,000 points only on Easy Mode

Patience is a virtue Experience all 3 endings in the Campaign

Irreversibly Contaminated Have 5 Parasites simultaneously

Walk Free You successfully lost a 4 star wanted rating.

Not Quite Dead Reach level 5.

It's All In the Writing Find all text collectibles

I'm Just Getting Started Find and interrogate Swifty

The Life Exotic Obtain and equip a piece of Exotic gear.

One More Time Complete a New Game+ playthrough

Birth of a Legend Complete at least 10 unique premium deliveries in each order category with an evaluation of "Legend," "Legend of Legends," or "Legend of Legends of Legends."
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The Bigger They Are Defeated the Invincible Empyrean Sentinel.

At Your Service Rescue 20 NPCs that have been grabbed by monsters

Bully Kill 100 monsters with a kick

Understanding Madness Complete Demon Within on Hardened, Veteran, or Realistic.

Deal? What Deal? Complete Ep. 3: Gator Bait

Magma Racer Earned a silver medal or better in the Rift Plane Health Race.

School of Hard Knocks Request Stiles to toss you grenades 15 times.

Military Base Gain access to a long-range radio station

Backtracking Ride the crates

Platinum! Earn 10 Platinum Medals. Must be earned in 10 different battles.

King among Kings Kill special enemies: Grenadier, Thug, Wrestler, Infected, Suicider, Screamer, Butcher, Floater.

Saint's Trophy All Miracles Obtained
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Life of the Party Send a Destroyer on a Vendetta Mission.

Going it alone Completed the Solo Story

Registered Voter Head to 'Arena Preferences' and use all of your votes

Guided by Sparks The crate is key

Spiritual Hunter Kill A Yeti (Valley Of The Yetis, Single Player Only).

Just take a bite Embrace Clay during your first meeting with him

Flicky to the Rescue Sonic 3D Blast: Rescue 20 Flickies.

Where the Bells Toll Seal the keyhole in Traverse Town.

Blood on Blood Make a Captain kill his bloodbrother.

Blogger Complete all 51 of Artyom's hidden Diary pages.