ThePhoenixRises

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage

Legally Unspecified Tincture Complete mission “It Grows Below”.

Matter Over Mind Defeat an Avatar with a SPARK unit

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

We Don't Need Roads Complete Retro 13 without using the Bridge Kit

A True Decepticon Earn Platinum Medals on ALL Decepticon Missions

Twinkle Toes Awarded by completing Time Attack 13 by setting the fastest time and without taking Mine damage

Leave No Worm Behind Complete Retro 12 with all 3 player worms alive

Stuck in the 90s Complete Retro 11-15

Bug Gulp Kill 50 worms by sending them into the drink

Me Sane Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 9 in under 50 Seconds

Worminator Complete Retro 9 and kill all the enemy worms

Child's Play Complete Retro 14 without the Toy Master taking damage

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Now I Am The Master Use all ruler armor abilities in a single mission

The Hard One 500 damage, in one turn? Go on then!

Hull Frozen Over Complete mission “What Lies Dreaming”.

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

He Loved You Complete mission “Damnation Encroaches”.

It Takes Two Form a level 3 bond between two soldiers

Down-to-Earth Awarded by completing Time Attack 17 by setting the fastest time and without taking Fall damage 

Retrograde! Complete Retro 16-20

Cosmic Baller Unlocked all game trophies.

Asinus Use the ultimate weapon, the Concrete Donkey

Can't Stop the Fighting Perform three offensive actions against the same target with a Skirmisher in a single turn

Major You obliterated the third PHANTOM Dome.

Our Finest Hour Beat the game on Impossible difficulty.

Crate Fishing Collect all the crates on Retro 15

Ordon't You Glad I Didn't Say Eridium Kill 50 Ordonite enemies.
0/50

Turning Up The Heat Complete All Taxing Levels

Dedicated Obtain all the stars from the Taxing Levels

Find Me in the Rift Defeat a Rift Boss.

Quicker than he looks! Catch up to the Elder.

Veteran Diver Complete Any 5 Deep Dives
0/5

A Continental Fellow Win the game from each of the 5 starting locations.

Dahl Cleanup Crew Complete all activities on the Whispering Glacier.
0/3

Legendary Miner Complete 500 missions.
23/500

Gold-Tier Employee Earn a Gold promotion.

You Win Gain all trophies.

King of the Forest Convince Big Khan to join your crew.

To the slaughterhouse You have bought and fired a player without him even playing a match

Obtain All Trophies Obtain All Trophies

A Real Contender Complete All Hard Levels

Leave No Lem Behind Obtain All the stars from the Hard Levels

The 95% Obtain 290 Stars or more

Basic Bronze Win all the Prestige events

New Friend Complete Friends in Low Places.

Circle of Psi Raise a Templar to maximum Focus level, spend it all, and reach the max again in a single mission