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I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Just Another Band Out Of Boston Gold Star "Rock and Roll Band" by Boston with a full band

I'm alive! Unlock every trophy

I don't need any help Complete a Run on Hardcore Mode

Beat a big dumb squid You beat a big dumb squid, yeahh, mhm.

Beat a big dumb face You beat a big dumb face, ew, oh well.

Powered up! Equip all 3 powerups at the same time

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Insane combo That's an insane combo.

Shockwave Get the shockwave upgrade

Pest Control Kill 10 bugs with a single shockwave

Zap Zap Zap! Deflect 5 bullets with a shockwave

Teamwork Kill 20 enemies with your drone

A new lens Find one color filter

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Beat a big dumb computer You beat a big dumb computer, hmm, alright.

Round 2 Defeat rival in round 2

SUPERHYPERPENTAGON Complete level five during regular play.

Survival Skill Level 1 Pass 10 levels in Survival mode

Survival Skill Level 2 Pass 30 levels in Survival mode

Survival Skill Level 3 Pass 50 levels in Survival mode

Beat granny, huh You beat granny, what a twist.

Headless boss fight Your mind is somewhere else during this, I can tell.

Turning it on and off Defeat ship's main core

Teleport Get the teleport upgrade

Bye bye! Push an alien out of the spaceship

I'm a Fortress Absorb two explosions with a helmet