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Beat a big dumb face You beat a big dumb face, ew, oh well.

Secret Rival Defeat the secret rival...

Savior of the Universe Unlock all trophies

Flawless Round Complete the Neo mode without using a continue

Shiny Nuggets You collected all the cute little trophies

Gorilla Gripped 50 Hit Combo during the first Gorilla Grip Battle

Sticker Head Collect all stickers in game

Go Platinum Get highest rating on every stage

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Just Another Band Out Of Boston Gold Star "Rock and Roll Band" by Boston with a full band

I'm alive! Unlock every trophy

I don't need any help Complete a Run on Hardcore Mode

Insane combo That's an insane combo.

Powered up! Equip all 3 powerups at the same time

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Beat a big dumb computer You beat a big dumb computer, hmm, alright.

Shockwave Get the shockwave upgrade

Pest Control Kill 10 bugs with a single shockwave

Zap Zap Zap! Deflect 5 bullets with a shockwave

Teamwork Kill 20 enemies with your drone

A new lens Find one color filter

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Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Round 2 Defeat rival in round 2