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Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Hunting season Eliminate two targets marked by your Hunter's Mark in the same turn.

If sticks and stones won't break your bones... ... words might harm you.

Heroic Survive an attack from a boss after using a Goading Attack card on them.

No chill down the spine Defeat an Ice Troll without its cold aura harming any hero in the party.

Frostbane Defeat a frost giant without any hero getting downed.

Frost Keep Survive the biting cold and vanquish the creature who now rules within.

Go for the eyes! End the reign of madness in the ruins of Ythryn.

A Frozen Coronation Halt the plans of an ice-hearted tyrant.

Wall Settlement Reach Tier2

Suit up Apply a character skin

Wall Makeover Apply a building skin

Pimp my blimp Apply a vehicle skin

…One stone Hit 4 bugs with one cannonbal

The interceptor Don’t let any bugs reach the farm

The tiny man and the lake Catch a large fish?

Narly Score a perfect dive

Speedy recovery Heal all balloon persons in under 2 minutes

Lizard wrangler Play the three lizard quests

For the good of the people Claim 1000 resources total

Reap what you sow Gather a fully grown plant

No rush Complete a timed level

Tiny Vinci Complete the final butterfly painter level

Destroyer of Goo Destroy more than 120 balls in a level.

Happy Anniversary! Thank you for playing Double Switch - 25th Anniversary Edition!

A Complete the game with an A Rank.

Mega Complete the game using the Mega layout.

Expert Trapper Get the highest number of captures possible in Act 1.

Standard Edition Unlock all videos in Theater.

Ultimate Edition Unlock all Bonus Content.

Incoming Fax Incoming fax received.

Dovahkiin Complete the main quests on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Big Gun Blast away your enemies with the BFG on DOOM™ Pinball.

Hell Walker Face and defeat the Cyberdemon on Nightmare difficulty on DOOM™ Pinball.

The Wanderer Reach level five on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Creature Hunter Defeat a boss enemy on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Vault Raider Collect all the bobbleheads on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

My First Port Build a Port on your map in "New Game" with Game Mode.

Never-ending Railway Reach 1000 km in Total Track Length on any map in "New Game" with Game Mode.

Organized Road Network Reach 1000 km in Total Road Length on any map in "New Game" with Game Mode.