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Praise the sun! Complete the level 5 and collect all treasures!

Don't Get Mad: Get Elum Ride Elum for 200 meters without stopping

Valley of the Fallen Defeat 15th Colossus

Hot and Cold Complete Icewarden Keep

Surfboard Master Stand on a plank floating on a single airflow for four seconds

Unlock Stage 5 Congratulations, you've unlocked stage 5

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Read Between the Lines Read all the picture books.

Every Squirrel Has Its Thorns Anger the mother of all squirrels.

Choo-choo! Complete the level 3 and collect all treasures!

Very Important Person Unlock the mayor's White Limousine in Story mode.

Final Colossus Defeat 16th Colossus

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Minor Deity Defeat the Parasiter on Evil difficulty

Through Dangers Untold Complete The Final Chapter

This Wasn't the Plan Make a bubble sink for three seconds

Bulletproof Complete a mission without taking any damage

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

Hail of Glass Shoot a bottle in mid-air with an arrow

Share the Load Drop some ammo for a teammate.

Down the Drain Complete Plan B.

The Forbidden Clear the game in normal difficulty

Why do we fall? Complete the level 4 and collect all treasures!

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

TLAD: Full Chat Build Terry and Clay's toughness to 100%. (The Lost and Damned)

Head Hunter Find 50 different types of heads.

The savior Complete 50 missions

Not 42, but close enough Create and save a custom ship with exactly 1337 cubes

Of Biblical Proportions Complete Job 10:22.

Pew Pew Die Kill at least 30 enemies with each electrically-augmented firearm

Weren't You Listening? Defeat the Bruch on Evil difficulty

Boys'n'Toys Have all Weapon Upgrades activated at the same time

The warrior Defeat 100 enemies

Nemesis Safely descend the ladder in the construction zone in Resurgence.

Enter the dungeon Complete the level 6 and collect all treasures!

No Time to Change Clothes Complete The Heroes Return

Murder Spree Defeat the BSAA as a creature without dying once.

Mudokonga Rescue 9 Mudokons at the same time

Dead by Dawn? Complete Nightmare.

Bust my buffers! Complete the level 7 and collect all treasures!

The dark tower Complete the level 8 and collect all treasures!

Then You Died Defeat William Rentier on Evil difficulty

Not without a Fight Defeat Ustanak 20 times.

The hero Complete all missions on chapter 1

Close Shave Escape a Scrab by the skin of your loins

The stargazer Get 3 stars in 50 missions

Once Upon a Time Listen to all folktales

The informer Collect 50 briefcases

Out The Window Get 6 Kills While Diving Through The VIP Window [FREE AIM]