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This Is Your Brain Discover every location in Vaas' mind

Freudian Field Day Unlock all weapons in Vaas' Armory (Solo Game only)

I Rule This Kingdom Escape Vaas’ mind with a score of at least 25,000

The Only Guns You Need Complete End of Zoe on Normal or Joe Must Die using no weapons.

Dear Diary Collect all of Vaas' Diary Pages

Can't touch this Beat an opposing player using no touch dribbling

Puff, Puff, Vaas Collect all of the Vaas Chibis

So Much For Poetics Collect all of the Visions in Vaas' mind

I am the boss Substitute your star player in a match (highest rated player in the team)

True End(ing) Escape Pagan's mind

Ada the "S+"py Complete Separate Ways on Professional mode with an S+ rank.

Pocket Money Carry at least 8,000 Respect at once

Enlightened Monarch Discover every location in Pagan's mind

A New Dawn Successfully escape Joseph's mind

Accessorizing Unlock all weapons in Pagan's Armory (Solo Game only)

Mind Monarch Escape Pagan's mind with a score of at least 25,000

You're the Hero Now Complete Not a Hero on Professional difficulty.

Min-Maxed Have 8 Power equipped at one time

Non-Profit Carry at least 8,000 Penance at one time

Completed New Game+ Completed a New Game+ playthrough on any difficulty.

Definition of Insanity Escape Vaas' mind at Mind Level 5

You Gotta Know When To Hold 'Em Complete Survival+ mode in 21.

Pilgrimage Discover every location in Joseph's mind

Prepper Unlock all weapons in Joseph's Armory (Solo Game only)

Crusader Escape Joseph's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Early Drafts Collect all of Pagan's Diary Pages

Vanity Project Collect all of the Pagan Chibis

Self-Help Fully upgrade all Weapon Cases in Vaas' Armory (Solo Game only)

Family History Collect all of Joseph's Diary Pages

False Idols Collect all of the Joseph Chibis

Sleepless in Dulvey Complete Night Terror.

Radio is More My Thing Collect all of the Visions in Pagan's mind

Obtained All New Game+ Rewards Obtained all New Game+ weapons, dyes, and face paints.
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Parables Collect all of the Visions in Joseph's mind

What's a King to a God? Escape Pagan's mind at Mind Level 5

Completed Ultra Hard Completed a new or New Game+ playthrough on Ultra Hard difficulty.

Miracle Chef Feed Jack every type of food and drink in Jack's 55th Birthday.

GAS LEAKER Turn off the gas

Take aim Have 100% shot accuracy in a match (10 shots minimum on target)

Queenslayer Complete Special Operation: Puerta del Edén on Mastery 3 difficulty

Walking the Path Escape Joseph's mind at Mind Level 5

Heavenly Father Unlock all of Joseph's traits in the Mirror

SHOCKER Turn off the electricity

Best Birthday Ever Get an S Rank or higher on all stages in Jack's 55th Birthday.

5 star performance Score 5 goals in a women's football match

Threading the needle Assist a goal using a driven ground pass

WHISTLEBLOWER Finish the Whistleblower DLC

Slippery Slope Complete the "Black Ice" Special Ops mission on any difficulty.

I brought the ball Have more than 65% possession in a match

Don't Keep the Man Waiting Clear a stage with a 10 minute time bonus or higher in Jack's 55th Birthday.