TheMassaEffect

Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

【TIME ATTACK】Checkpoint 1 Reached checkpoint 1 in TIME ATTACK MODE.

It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujah?) Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Rat Whacker Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

From Hell's Spleen Shoot Captain Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Takin' it Queasy Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

Taste the Prismatic Projection Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master Definitively put an end to the menace of Captain Aquabear... for now.

CONGRATULATIONS! Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

TIME ATTACK MODE Player Registered an online ranking in TIME ATTACK MODE.

Set scores for all modes Set scores for HI SCORE MODE, CARAVAN MODE, and TIME ATTACK MODE to online rankings.

Streak Freak You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

Shotgun! Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait? Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Captain Aquabear. You sadist.

Bunts Are For Losers You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

Love Machine Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

【TIME ATTACK】Checkpoint 2 Reached checkpoint 2 in TIME ATTACK MODE.

Grandmaster Splash Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Hoverachiever Earn an A in the No Fun House

Ultimate Iron Man Complete all story missions on Ultimate difficulty.

Most Valuable Fizzer Earn an A in Fizzball

Nacho Dust Buster Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Whisper Winner You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply these skills to many situations, like, um ...

【HI SCORE】Clear ADVANCED Cleared ADVANCED in HI SCORE MODE.

Unlock All Trophies Unlocked all trophies.

【TIME ATTACK】Checkpoint 3 Reached checkpoint 3 in TIME ATTACK MODE.

One Trophy to Rule Them All! You did it! You collected every dang trophy in this game! Your reward? Another trophy of course! But this time a big shiny Platinum one!

Lumpy Cum Laude Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds and get a new diploma in Graduation! If you've earned 10, the game is broken.

My Entrepreneur Purchase an NBA Franchise in MyGM.

A Laboratory, Of Sorts Gain access to all Research Sites on Île Saint-Hubert

A True Colossus Analyse a Juvenile Titanosaurus (Complete the 'Valley Giants' Assignment)

Hey! Lure a T. rex with the Handheld Flare

You Want Me?! Lure 10 dinosaurs at once with the Handheld Flare

Not Your First Expedition, Huh? Analyse at least 10 different species with the Deep Analyser

That's Kind of Our Specialty Achieve 5 Stars on every Île Saint-Hubert Research Site

Abnormalities, Deviations Enclose 2 Mutadons together (Complete the 'Companion' assignment)

May or May Not Be a Terrible Idea Release an Aquilops with an Experimental Trait (Complete 'The Aquilops' Assignment)

This Research is Crucial Complete all Priority Assignments

Science Is for All of Us Complete all Standard Assignments

Alert, Containment Failure Reveal the Distortus rex

“Engineered Entertainments” Release an animal with 3 different Experimental Traits