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Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Badges Collect all badges.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.