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50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Deliverance Release friend

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract