TheHumanSMS

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive