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Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Hello, Bikini Bottom Find all the hidden Golden Spatulas in Bikini Bottom.

Without a trace Respect the past.

Keep it Rolling Complete the Rolling Ball Puzzle in Mermalair.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Robot encyclopedia Destroy at least one type of every robot in the game while playing the campaign. Bosses don't count.

Tough Skin Unlock the Tough Skin perk

Just Rewards Have 5,000 scrap in your inventory

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

No Matter What Complete Part 1

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Road Warrior Reach Road Warrior legend rank

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Wolfenstein Keep nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 3

Avid Shopper Purchase all items from the supply shack

Digging a Deeper Hole Complete Act 03

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Quick turn Unlock the Quick turn perk

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
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Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Cleaning Up Refresh the Refresher

Brave New World Rendez-vous in Fort Santa Monica. (Complete "Brave New World" on any difficulty.)

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Wulfburg nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 5

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade Unlock the Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade perk

Wrong direction The other way was safer.

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.