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The Great Worm Defeat Cerberus

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Health upgrade II Unlock the Health upgrade II perk

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

The Skilled Driver Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run

Whale Song You practised singing.

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Falling star Make a wish.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Demon Slayer Kill 30 Demons

Machines vs. Machines 50 machine lifeforms destroyed by remote control.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Not That I Mind... 1 hour played with 9S in a certain state.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

King's Grief King's Grief

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Foreign nation of Angloria Foreign nation of Angloria

Happy family Reunite the family.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Footsteps of a Traitor Find 10 pieces of silver

Health upgrade III Unlock the Health upgrade III perk

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.