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Full House Beat the arcade mode with every character

Herbicidial Maniac Cut 500 weeds in a single day.

Blast Blossom Deliver final blow to a boss with the Megaton Tractor.

What's up dude? Ditto says hi.

Rest in Peas Win with only the default Pea Shooter gun.

Cashew Is King Have 30,000 cashews.

Something Wicked Survive 1000 days in a single Survival Mode game without Cheating Death.

Beat a big dumb bird You beat a big dumb bird, uh, okay.

Ashes to Ashes Burn 150 crops in a single day.

Dung Beetle Have 5000 fertilizer.

Bountiful Harvest Get max season yield for every season on year 4 or greater.

Demi-Decade Orchid Beat Year 5.

Arboreal Deal Plant 4 different types of mega tree in one run.

Epic Miser Obtain fifteen thousand gems.

Beat a big dumb squid You beat a big dumb squid, yeahh, mhm.

Beat a big dumb face You beat a big dumb face, ew, oh well.

Helios Have 12 fully fertilized Sunflowers at the same time. Large Sunflowers count as 4.

No pain, Only Grain Win without taking any damage.

The X-Flowers Let 10 animals get abducted in one day.

Corpse Flower Beat year 10.

Extra Fries Harvest 144 potatoes in a 10 seconds span.

Insane combo That's an insane combo.

Roll Call Have 20 different types of large crops.

Retromation's Hoodie Beat year 10 with Robusta.

Moonflower Kill the moon. Hint: you'll need a nuke, maybe more than one.

Cleanser Shatter the Relic.

Beat a big dumb computer You beat a big dumb computer, hmm, alright.

1337 Kill 6 elite enemies in 1 day without taking damage.

True Master of Loot River Collect all trophies in Loot River.

Weapon Obsession Unlock all weapons.

Scholar Unlock all spells.

High Fashion Unlock all armour.

Hat Enthusiast Unlock all headgear.

Retirement? Escape Loot River.

Master Librarian Recover all Codexes.

Beat granny, huh You beat granny, what a twist.

Headless boss fight Your mind is somewhere else during this, I can tell.

HUNDRED CHICKENLEGS That's a lot of robots.

Headless Beat the game without that place where the brain lives.

Gunless Guns are uncool anyways.

No packing Well done