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Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

100% Legit Finish Operation: $911

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Finish Operation: Robot Wars

You're On A Boat! Finish Operation: Shanghaied

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Make Every Voice Count Finish Operation: Power to the Sheeple

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Feeding Frenzy Use the "Call the cops" hack on the donut-disguised man in Haight-Ashbury

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.