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Dastardly Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive

Testaholic Complete the Test Chambers

The Legend of Langostino Complete Mission "Pirate King"

New Adventure Clear Chapter 2.

The Galaxy's Finest (Veteran) Completed the campaign on Veteran difficulty.

Perfection Reach the summit.

Party Play Isn't So Bad Participate in multiplayer games for over 20 hours.

Walk The Plank Destroy a pirate convoy

Bullet Dodger Awarded by completing Time Attack 7 by setting the fastest time and without taking Sentry Gun fire damage

Advanced Dragon Achieve Hoard Rank 7

Bane of Zane Complete mission "A Zane to Kill For."

I'll give you extreme hope! Obtained 50 figures.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Absolute Sword Defeat Yuuki.

It's Not What It Looks Like! Reach maximum affinity with all heroines.

My Aim Is True Get a score of 5000 or better in Disc Golf Challenge Mode.

High Roller Earn at least 500,000 points in your total score. Nigel would be proud.

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

Love or Hate? Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level

Big in Japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Warm Bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Survive for Your Life Survive 10 days

Conspiracy on Faynore Successfully complete all of the quests given by the Elves of Faynore.

Better With Friends Complete a Cooperative level.

Bullseye Complete all of the Danger Ball Score Attack challenges

Comatose Reach Zone 100

I didn't wipe Complete Botz Blast without wiping any green goo from the screen.

Dream Team Complete Fort 19 without losing a worm

So Last Year Complete Retro 6-10

World Explorer Fully explore 1,500 zones in successful missions

Rocket League Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert

The Big Score Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level

Use the Sword, Goat Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat

High Achievers Reach the Final Rift Forge in the High Rift.

Eryngi Baal Slayer I'm not going to get my "a" back?

An Apple a Day... Complete Retro 8 without picking up a Health Crate

Hoarder Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level

Ready for the Grill Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil

The Demon's Smile Complete Codex "The Demon's Smile"

Centurion Drive a total of 100 miles in Career mode.
1/100

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Stream Saver Complete Neutron Nudger without any Botz damaging the energy sphere.

Swift Exit Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the A-to-B (exit point) Time Attacks

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage

Professional's Badge Complete 20 quests with an S rank.
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Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Visit the Badehaus

NERD! Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level

Teamplayer Win a multiplayer game as a team