TheDankKnight621

A New Protagonist Earned the top ranking in the Friendly Match.

Shaken, not stirred Kill a terrorist with a martini

First Promotion! Master Zangief sent me flowers to celebrate me moving up a league for the first time! I can't read the card with all these tears!

Hat Trick Get a hat trick in darts.

Submerged Mystery Capture a mysterious creature lurking beneath the water's surface.

Another Paywall, Really!? Lower Trowzer's Fourth Paywall

Warm Embrace Survive after being fully enveloped by a bomb trap.

First Blood Finish a round of Last Stand

Up on the Big Screen Sit down by the big monitor in the Battle Hub, and you can view all kinds of stuff. Man... Used to be me up there going wild on the big screen.

I Gotta Go Go Go Show Sunny that you are still manly by clearing Stage 5 on Normal difficulty, with any rating.

T.W.I.T. farming Get 50 T.W.I.T. coins

Army of 16 Rescue 16 Bee Team guards

Mmmm, Carcinogens... Eat 10 burnt marshmallows.

Crack, Break, Fix the Door Earn a Good rating for Stage 5 on Normal difficulty and make it just in time.

Chemophobia Defeat the trademarked chemical.

Belt It Out Defeat Orion.

Decadent Defeat 10 bosses with Ms. Chalice

Deft Digger Capture a creature that loves to dig holes in the ground.

Number 2 Is The New Number 1 Niiihehe! 2, 20, 200! Such a glorious sound, I could say it twice more! 200! Raise you player level to 200! I already have, niiihehe!

Jungle-Sized Surprise Ever hear of Extreme Battles? They're a little different from regular fights—a little more WILD. Try it out, and let your instincts take over!

Interrogo Totus Investigated every suspected and reported to Administrator Ludovico.

Here Comes Your Hero Show M.C. King Kong Mushi that you gotta believe! Clear Stage 6 on Normal difficulty, with any rating.

GD Parkour Instructor Complete all Parkour Fever Challenges at night

Defiance in the Face of Despair!! Complete "Unknown History."
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Ancient Equip an artifact

Easy Is For Babies Clear all stages on Easy difficulty.

Dressed to the Nines Fill up all gem slots in a fully upgraded ship.

Master of Masters Reach master rank 200.

Greatest Tag-Team in History Defeat both Lightning Skeleton arenas in The Great Temple on Hard Mode, with 2 or more players (or as Javier Jaguar)

Together Till the End Be the last man standing

Victory is Mine! Won online 7 times!
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Army of 18 Rescue 18 Bee Team guards

You Really Get Around! Visited all stages!
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I never doubted you! Win 10 Rounds of Infiltration

A Champion's Path Defeated a Nightlord with each character

Mid Stakes Win a run on at least Black Stake difficulty

Fowl Play Get a turkey while bowling.

Fling Me to the Moon In Der Eisendrache, use every Wundersphere twice.

Set for Life Acquire 20,000,000 Zeni throughout the course of playing.

Syngenesophobia Defeat the brothers.

Army of 20 Rescue 20 Bee Team guards

Come Back To Me Kill a Sectoid who is currently mind controlling a squadmate

Katagelasticism Mock the traitor.

Rocket Science Escape a white dwarf without shooting or ramming it.

A Horrible Night To Have a Curse Survive the nightmare

NDA Protocol Destroyed the Synthesizer.

You Can't Destroy What I Really Am! Collect half of all nicknames and view the nickname list.
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Took this thing on a test flight Complete Arcade mode with a custom made ship, at Veteran difficulty level

Gourmet Aficionado Order the most expensive item in all restaurants.

Five Paywalls!! Scum. Lower Trowzer's Fifth Paywall