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Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Queensbury Rules Reach combo level 40.

Fly you fools! Make 20 uruks flee by dropping Morgai Fly nests.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

A Modern Babylon Complete Memory Sequence 3.

Just Hangin' Around Performed first point-warp suspension.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Repaid in Blood Complete a Vendetta Mission.

Jaws of Death Attract caragors with bait 5 times.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Photo Rookie Improved photography level for the first time.

Quadruple Threat Equipped four weapon slots.

Egg on Your Face Defeat a Majini with a rotten egg.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Height of Despair Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target.

Survival Rookie Improved survival level for the first time.

Paths of the Dead Collect 25% of the Artifacts.