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Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster