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"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Ultimate Fighter Unlock ten Triad Upgrades.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Gotcha! Defeat Stage 2 G using the crane only once.

Discovered The Scrapyard Discovered The Scrapyard

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Paid in New Haven Completed 5 missions in the Rust Commons

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

Weapon Aficionado Reached proficiency level 10 with any weapon type

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Empty Nesters Destroy Metal-pedes in Nest

The Masked Marauders Take Out Marauder Stronghold

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Zombie Roundup Kill 3 enemies at once with a sub-weapon.

Batter the Boss Beat Cyber-Errol Boss

Zoom Zoom Race for More Artifacts

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

I Want to Destroy! Destroy War Factory Defenses

Discovered Krom's Canyon Discovered Krom's Canyon

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Blam! Break Barrier with Blast Bot

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Gate Crasher Masher Defend Spargus' Front Gate

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Shields are Down Destroy Dark Ship Shield

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Switcheroo Find Switch in Sewers

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Dude in Distress Rescue Seem at Temple

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Best Defense Defend HQ from Attack

Clear Vision Activate Astro-Viewer in Forest

Big Tower Fall Down Destroy Metal Head Tower

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

In the Blink of an Eye Defeat Super Tyrant with 5+ minutes left until detonation.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.