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The Sapienza Trinity Eliminate Silvio during therapy, down his plane with a cannon and shoot him through the telescope.

You can place another mine now Take down an enemy with a mine

Act 3 Recruit Complete all Act 3 maps on Recruit difficulty or higher.

Put On a Show Get an S-Rank

Terror of the road Reach the podium in a total of 100 Quick Races (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

.50 Personal Touch Assassinate Zaydan, as the prisoner, Strandberg during his massage, and both with the APC turret.

TLAD: Get Good Wood In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (The Lost and Damned)

Great shot kid! One in a million Take down an enemy by shooting a grenade

My treasure Collect all gems into a pile in "Mountain"

ASSASSIN Get 50 total kills
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Blood on My Hands Kill a player by any means.

Living Legend Reach 1st in 20 consecutive races

The Friendly Ghosts Complete all haunted levels without slapping any ghosts

Take 'Em All Down Defeat 100 agents.

Peng Me Again Severed: Find the Peng treasure in Severed

Modesty Denied Score an epic 5,000,000 or more in a Challenge Map

Act 4 Recruit Complete Act 4 on Recruit difficulty or higher.

Hexanecrosis Die more than 5 times while playing through the game

Tourist Attractions Complete all Opportunities in A Gilded Cage.

Fly The Co-op You completed "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II" in time.

Master of Old and New Serve Yamazaki Fugu poisoned sushi and eliminate Soders with the robotic arms.

Elephants Never Forget Poach Ivory.

Something to Prove Finish the game with a custom difficulty of 700 points or more

Family Reunion Get the Golden Chicken from the art gallery to the stock room.

Naughty Nautical Neighbors Complete the Conch Street job

Marathonist Run a total of 500 miles (800 km)

Bus is here! Complete the Bikini Bottom Bus job

Remember the Alamo Severed: Kill 16 or more enemies in the final last stand combat sequence

Sapienza Escalated Complete Level 5 of an Escalation Contract set in Sapienza.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Install all upgrades

Untouchable Complete all missions on any difficulty level without dying

Round the Globe Beat the World Tour

Unbridled luxury Get a total of 100,000 Coins.

Stage Mastery Get an S-Rank on any stage.

It's Supposed to be Invisible! Complete the Invisible Boatmobile job

Feast Your Eyes… Complete the Patty Wagon job

Employee of the Month Complete the Krusty Krab job

Masters in Moving Complete all levels with Gold medals

Flatline Imagine meeting you here.

Tower Stack all 4 boxes in the level "Carry"

Reverse gear Enter the dock with the ship backwards in "Water"

Primal Break 4 walls without using any gadgets in "Demolition"

Treat Yo Self Extract 100 pieces of gear from Arms Race.

… Get the horns Get hit by the Bull in Bullring.

Guest Starring Complete all Opportunities in Club 27.

King Obtain an A-Rank or higher on all bosses in Inkwell Hell

A Humerus Weapon Kill 10 Ridden with Bob's Arm.

Remember The Time... Complete all memory levels

This Door Won't Close Perform the Door Smash kill.

Convertible ride Ride 50m in a dumpster