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A Ride to Remember Drive one of the Unique Vehicles

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Hypnotize Finish Operation: W4tched

Old School Justice Finish Operation: Eye for An Eye

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Miniroadtrip! Drive 4 km in the world while driving the Merengue from Elek Motors

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

I Get Around Do a drone race

100% Legit Finish Operation: $911

Earn your Sea Legs Do a sailboat race

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

You're On A Boat! Finish Operation: Shanghaied

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Finish Operation: Robot Wars

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Make Every Voice Count Finish Operation: Power to the Sheeple

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Fox Finish Operation: Shadow

Hold My Hand Successfully complete an online Co-op Operation

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.