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Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

First Day of School Complete 'S.S.D.D.' and 'Team Player' on Veteran difficulty.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Knock-knock Kill 4 enemies with 4 shots during a slow-mo breach.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Black Diamond Complete 'Cliffhanger' on Veteran difficulty.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Expert Reach Level 25

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

No Rest For the Wary Knife an enemy without him ever knowing you were there.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Friendship through Firepower Buy your first weapon.

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Extraction Fulton extract an enemy soldier.

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Lord of Frenzied Flame Achieved the "Lord of Frenzied Flame" ending

What a Disaster Complete Story Mission: A Terrible Reaction.

Colonel Sanderson Kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in 'The Hornet's Nest'.

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Operations Win 1 round of Operations in multiplayer

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.