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Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Breach Leap from the water.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Regalia Pilot Flew the Regalia Type-F.

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Family History Found a 'Gangsters of the United States' cigarette card

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Robot Hunter Defeated 100 robots

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.