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It's All a Simulation What a cop-out

Gastroscopy Find the Kidney Stone

Human Thawed Flat Free the cardboard cutout in "Hike"

Lifer Finish Game in Hardcore Mode NG+

Lucky! Get a life from a HAZRE box

Mastered Earn a PERFECT medal on Zone 50.

Route Canal Avoid hitting any donuts in chocolate river in "Candyland"

They Weren't Using It Liberate and equip a part from an abandoned car

Fowl Five Piece Get a Chain of 5 chickens strung together in Dead Ops Arcade

Neutrino Speed Is Too Slow Earn a PERFECT medal on all Critical Urgency zones.

Dr. Pheelsgood Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor

Skills pay the bills Open your first booster skill card pack.

Hardie's Heroes Pour one out for social democracy

The New Colossus Obtain all trophies.

Canada Expert Win a Canada event at 3,000cc (no teams)

I Love History Sit through the whole history documentary

Expert Curator Unlock 3 Relics on Ashes of the Damned

Hollywood Medalist Beat the Hollywood challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

You Gotta Licket to Ride Lick the flying train

Packrat Load enough items into your car to fill 150 inventory grid slots

Expert Spy Beat "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death" on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty or higher

Perfectionist Earn a PERFECT medal for every zone.

Road Trip: Canada Win an online race on Canada

DIY Expert Unlock quite a few things in the Fabrication Station
0/66

Lunar Medalist Beat The Moon challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Road Trip: China Win an online race on China

Long Haul Drive an exceptional distance
3/100

Dragon Dance Take the locked shortcut on China

Noooooo...el! Finished off an opponent with Noel's Nemesis Stabilizer.

Show Thumb Respect Because this player earned it.

Ripley Collect every in-game award in Velocity Ultra.

Knytt Stories Find the hidden Juni story.

China Expert Win a China event at 3,000cc (no teams)

Personal Methods of Creative Expression are Highly Encouraged Fully decorate your car by equipping one of each kind of cosmetic item, and applying a paint or decal to installed car parts in every possible slot

Squirrel Boy Beat The Forest dark world without dying

Road Trip: India Win an online race on India

Lotus Garden Take the locked shortcut on India

Car Of Theseus Replace all of the car's original parts

Alaskan Expert Beat the Anchorage challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Lunatic Equipped all of Luna's weapons during one round.

Seen a Lot Complete 50% of the journal.

So Aerodynamic Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

The Deep Zone Crossing Gain access to the Deep Zone, and escape from there to the Auto Shop

HARD-Core In chapter 2, on difficulty COMMANDER or greater, destroyed the shielding without taking damage.

We're always at an information disadvantage against the Titans. Reached 25% gallery completion in Attack on Titan 2 / A.O.T. 2.

I'm the deliverer of death! Eliminated a Titan with the Hook Drive.

Good Soldiers Discover the secrets of a war hero

So Many Squids Beat the third area (hard mode).

Needle Boy Beat The Hospital light world without dying

India Expert Win an India event at 3,000cc (no teams)