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Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Good While It Lasted Complete memory sequence 2.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk