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Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic