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50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Champion Win the Season Championship

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Sheep Kebab Flame 10 sheep in Stone Hill

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk