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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds